my flawless existence

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christabelle riley
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I'm sexy, I'm cute. I'm popular to boot. I'm bitchin', Great hair. The boys all love to stare. I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not. I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate the school. Who am I? Just guess. Guys wanna touch my chest. I'm rockin', I smile, And many think I'm vile! I'm flyin', I jump. You can look, But don't you hump. I'm major. I roar. I swear I'm not a whore! We cheer and we lead, We act like we're on speed. Hate us cause we're beautiful? Well, we don't like you either.

First things first, i'm the realest. The name's anna, but not really so whatever. You can call me barbie if you'd like. I'm a sophomore at ucf & totally legal if you wanna hit me up in the swamps of florida. I'm just a blonde wannabe hipster who's an east coast kid with a west coast heart. Glitter, lace, and whips make me really happy. I've never really liked teen celebs except like two so don't ask me how i got here. Taco bell & victorias secret are my safe haven. I'm obsessed with models more than i really should be. I'm a public relations major because i'm basically the next whitney port. I'm obsessed with british pop culture and burberry prorsum at london fashion week is what i live for. I'm pretty sure i was miley cyrus in my past life. I'd say about three-fourths of my day is dedicated to crying over harry styles' greasy ass for some unknown reason. Amber heard is my queen & robert downey jr is my king. I've read the entire fifty shades series more than five times & if you don't like jamie dornan i don't like you cause he's as perf as the gq shoot with rosie circa feb'10.
PS also i'm desperately single so if you're a guy between the ages of 20-23 & have a nice dick hit a bitch up.
I have a thing for making incredibly extra intros but at least i'm not a basic bitch. 

artists: the 1975, bastille, one direction, empire of the sun, sky ferreira, iggy azalea, ellie goulding, foals, imagine dragons, the xx, haim, lana del rey, pheonix, the neighborhood, the paper kites, grouplove, cold war kids, chvrches, mat kearney, arctic monkeys, justin timberlake, lorde, nina nesbitt, mgmt, young the giant, ben howard, the script.

shows: revenge, the fall, pretty little liars, the vampire diaries, teen wolf, game of thrones, american horror story.




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